Hi Everyone,
Well what can I say but WOW are own jokes room I am so very touched (I have sorted all my naughtly jokes and they are being Tweenied as I speak (well most of them lol)
But as a natural born rebel couldnt help by signing out of chit chat with a joke of course, you girls better keep reading the jokes in hardee har har (or I might sneek back over here lol)
But seriously guys we sometimes take life Oh so serious, you just cant beat a good giggle.
A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I
would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her
that
they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several
patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally
she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then Asks what
size
curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen
inches."
"Fifteen inches" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what
room
are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer
monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not
need
curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows
Claire x