What kids say.....

[VHunter]

Ok.. let me give you some background.

My girls LOVE the bread my father in law brings from the bakery he works at.
its' a Jewish bakery, and the particular bread is "Hollah Bread" (*sp?)
My girls call it "poppa bread" since Poppa is the one that brings it to them.

Next chapter:
My youngest is obsessed with seeds found in fruit and always wants to plant them and grow them.........


This morning... while eating a piece of Poppa bread (with sesame seeds on it..... you see where this is going, right?) says to me
"Can I plant them? And will we have a Poppa-Bread tree in our yard?"
(she's thinking of our neighbor's apple tree, from which she munches in the fall)

I answer to her as best as I can, explaining that no, its not the same etc...

she was RIGHT upset about that
And told me "I'll talk to Poppa, he'll grow me a poppa-bread tree"


Kids...............:lol:

 

[mercedes69]

awwww bless :lol:

wait until they eat a watermelon seed and think they will grow watermelons in their tummies...

it gets worse though...it went from a watermelon in their tummy to how they would ...how shall we put it.... poo a watermelon out of their bum

I told them you do it the same way I gave birth to them....by squeezing real hard...:lol:

So a poppa bread tree don't seem quite so bad now eh?
Thanks for sharing....I love childrens innocence...xxxx

 

[THERAPY]

Thats so cute. I always take the seeds out of tomatoes because I still think a tomato tree will grow in my tummy and I'm 33 !!!!

 

[minky]

Hi , good thread Victoria , one of my little ones said to me "is this juice already polluted ?"
I said "no of course not , its its fresh ," so he drank it and said "well it tastes a lot, are you sure its already polluted ?" he meant diluted , oopsy .

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[Zo Zo]

My little sweetie calls hollywood waxing, 'Beaver Las Vegas!' (think Elvis)

I don't think she actually knows what hollywood waxing is

 

[e-beauty]

i was in blockbusters once with my three year old daughter, we where waiteing to pay in a busy line, when she passed wind really loudly on my arm (i was carrying her) she then yelled at the top of her voice ewwwwwwwww mummy farted! omg i swear i went so red and even worse it was really smelly!!!

 

[VHunter]

hahahaha

I can beat that fart story, but won't in polite company :lol:

Kids are hysterical, aren't they?

My girlfriend has 'a way with words' sometimes LOL
Anyway.. it seems her 3yr old has picked up one of her expressions.
Her hubby called mid-day to see how everyone was doing.
Her daughter wanted to talk to her father. Said 'hi dad, how are you" and etc..
Her father answered that he was tired, and having a rough day.
Her reply.............................
"Sucks to be you, too bad"
:lol::lol:

what a charmer, aye?
LOL:lol:

 

[hayls]

My little boy said something that made me spit my tea out, I shouldnt have laughed really (bad bad mother), but it was so funny at the time, and to this day I dont know where he got it from, me and hubby dont say things like this so it must have been school.

He was sitting on the sofa, and all of a sudden started farting one after the other, constantly farting! He said 'Holey Moley, my ass is on fire!'

Hes 5 years old, I didnt know where to look, what to do, so funny!

 

[mercedes69]

My little boy said something that made me spit my tea out, I shouldnt have laughed really (bad bad mother), but it was so funny at the time, and to this day I dont know where he got it from, me and hubby dont say things like this so it must have been school.

He was sitting on the sofa, and all of a sudden started farting one after the other, constantly farting! He said 'Holey Moley, my ass is on fire!'

Hes 5 years old, I didnt know where to look, what to do, so funny!

pmsl....:lol::lol::lol:

I love that...I would have cracked up too.... Things like that actually make children pleasurable to have around....!!!!

 

[soriminah]

When my sister was getting married, I was a bridesmaid and our other sister was the matron of honor. Her daugher who was 3ish at the time and a flower girl was busy running around during the ceremony.

All of a sudden she runs up and says very loudly for everyone to hear 'Mum, I need to do a poop.

She still gets reminded of that 17 years later.

 

[hayls]

pmsl....:lol::lol::lol:

I love that...I would have cracked up too.... Things like that actually make children pleasurable to have around....!!!!

I know I still laugh about it now, makes me smile!

I also love the fact that my little boy is so into WWE and now my little girl is aswell, and I often hear her jumping off the window sill shouting 'Choke Slam' or 'Pile Drive' at the top of her voice, she actually threatened my little boy the other day, she said she was gonna '619' him! This will probably mean nothing to alot of you! But its funny to me none the less! :green: