Jokes (cheesy/terrible/hilarious) I want to know them!

[SGordon91]

Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.

 

[adventuregirl]

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Dreadful, I know!

 

[fluffy26]

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato who was lagging behind....KETCHUP!😂


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[SGordon91]

I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, ''Are you two an item?''

 

[Hairflair'xo]

What do you call a pig that can do karate? Pork chop!

 

[fluffy26]

I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, ''Are you two an item?''

Absolute genius!!


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[fluffy26]

What do you call a pig that can do karate? Pork chop!

This one too!!! Lovin the joke thread!!!


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[SGordon91]

This one too!!! Lovin the joke thread!!!


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It's made me chuckle! I'm glad people are enjoying it.

Another one I had a chuckle at : A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster.

 

[SGordon91]

Oh.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Haha

 

[adventuregirl]

What do you call a 3 legged donkey?

A wonky!

 

[Hairflair'xo]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles 😂😂

 

[RB1]

Bump! [emoji23]

 

[surf girl]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

 

[smallandcute]

You know cats are gods. Well the Pope is cat holic!

How do you hide a horse? Mascapone.

Why did santa have to close his workshop? Elf and safety.

 

[Nails<3]

No one else finds this funny apart from me...

What do you call 2 rows of cabbages?

Dual cabbage - way

 

[PicklePie]

My best joke from when j was about 7.....

What would you do if you had £1,000,000?

I'd buy a new bum because mines got a crack in it! [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[jodie077]

My best joke from when j was about 7.....

What would you do if you had £1,000,000?

I'd buy a new bum because mines got a crack in it! [emoji23][emoji23]

That is brilliant! Haha

 

[Gina Ballerina]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles &#128514;&#128514;

I don't get it?

 

[Gina Ballerina]

I just it

 

[Gina Ballerina]

Idiot!