Male diapers...any advice ladies

[collin]

as they say old age comes to us all and im begining to feel the strains of old age creeping up on me hence this posting for help:twisted:

Ok when I were a wee lad like most babies I of course wore dypers lol
Well my mid life crisis seems to be throwing me back to those days ....now I dont know if its simply my new toys im playing whith thats scaring the crap out of me or what but .....well....well erm im finding as I travel about that I can no lonmger wait for the next service station on the motorway and in an endevour to try and avoid any embaresing situations ,as well as marks on my leather seats in me car im seriously been thinking about adult dypers:idea:

Well come on now its an age thing and one day we will all need em thats for darn sure :wink2:

So in order to comply with site rules :wink2:my question is to you ladies which no doubt most of you have first hand experiance with these things with the kids when they were youner
1)are the disposable dypers better in avoiding nappy rash or are the washable ones superior
2) from a cost factor do the disposable ones work out dearer than the washable ones
3) does the use of wearing a washing peg on the noise mitigate the smell when washing the washable ones
4) Is it reccomended to use talcon powder to avoid nappy rash or is that simply a myth
5) which brand of talc would you ladies reccomend

Many thanks for taking the time to read this and I do so look forward to hearing you ladies advice on the subject matter:Grope:

 

[weezie]

Surely the whole point of leather is that you can wipe it down, isn't that why older men go for leather seats in their sports cars? Failing that rubber pants! But you will need lots of talc to get them on and off before they are "full", after "filling" they should slide off easily! :wink2:

 

[collin]

Surely the whole point of leather is that you can wipe it down, isn't that why older men go for leather seats in their sports cars? Failing that rubber pants! But you will need lots of talc to get them on and off before they are "full", after "filling" they should slide off easily! :wink2:

Good points raised there and most certainly worth thinking about thanks
lets see what other sugestions come in before making my final descision :wink2:

 

[silverbird9t9]

Perhaps a visit to the GP to check out your prostate might be a good idea.

 

[weezie]

You can ask around but I assure you rubber pants are the best for the job, my cousins, step brothers, uncle said he tried it and he knows a thing or two about soiling himself. Apparently pink ones work best.

 

[weezie]

Perhaps a visit to the GP to check out your prostate might be a good idea.

This made me wet myself, I think I may need to put in a rubber pant order myself!

 

[silverbird9t9]

I was serious...:lol:

 

[weezie]

Oh...I hope Collin wasn't

 

[collin]

Perhaps a visit to the GP to check out your prostate might be a good idea.

Thank you for this advice missus but went to the docs last week and after a lot of pokin around ...he confirmed....yep ive got a prostrate all right so all well and good there :lol::lol::lol:

Im actually wondering if ive got worms....just look at me a wavin that ass of mine about all the time :o:lol::lol:

 

[collin]

This made me wet myself, I think I may need to put in a rubber pant order myself!

mmm didnt think my little problem was a contageouse one...seems I got that wrong :biggrin:

 

[silverbird9t9]

Thank you for this advice missus but went to the docs last week and after a lot of pokin around ...he confirmed....yep ive got a prostrate all right so all well and good there :lol::lol::lol:

Im actually wondering if ive got worms....just look at me a wavin that ass of mine about all the time :o:lol::lol:

That'll teach me to be so terribly understanding and PC. :biggrin: Off to get a SOH implant.

 

[weezie]

I'm pregnant so luckily I can just let it out into a policemans helmet, or on the pavement and no one blinks an eyelid. Maybe you could consider wearing a dress and wig and walk around arching your back with your hand on your hip and thus be able to go when the moment takes you? Simple and a lot less humiliating.

 

[dee]

am sorry but is this actually real ? or one of your odd jokes ?:Scared:
i would suggest prostrate exam but seeing as you have enjoyed that exam .. best move on to other areas .. did you tell the doc about the erm "problem " as they may be able to give you some either advice or special pants .. either that or cant ya make sure you go before leaving the house ... ya could always take your litter tray with ya :wink2: xxxx

 

[silverbird9t9]

Good news! I have found just the thing for you Collin. Avoid the expense of buying packs of Pampers and Sudocrem. This product is just what you need.

Unisex PORTABLE URINAL - Leak & Spill PROOF - Screw Cap - Guaranteed For 15 Years! Great For Children, The Elderly, To Keep In The Car Whilst Travelling or For Your Holidays: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & Home

 

[craigkeane]

Colin lots of bum fun over the yrs could cause this problem..

If this is the cause there are operations you could have to help you become tight again...

Would this relate to you?

Craig Keane
Www.hculture.co.uk

 

[collin]

Good news! I have found just the thing for you Collin. Avoid the expense of buying packs of Pampers and Sudocrem. This product is just what you need.

Unisex PORTABLE URINAL - Leak & Spill PROOF - Screw Cap - Guaranteed For 15 Years! Great For Children, The Elderly, To Keep In The Car Whilst Travelling or For Your Holidays: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & Home

wow thats absolutley fantastic and all that peace of mind for less than a fiver...although im not happy about paying the carriage so lets see what else comes along :lol::lol:

 

[dandelionpoppy]

• Ditch the diapers
• Carry a small dog (or at a push, small child) at all times
• Blame the dog/child in a loud voice

Please note that the child option only works if the child can't speak.

 

[dee]

ya could take a tanning tent everywhere and a bucket lmao :twisted:

 

[tiggerlady]

You could try the 'specialist' department in Boots..no carriage, just takeaway!! (other chemists are available!!)

 

[sarahpoppy24]

Have you been to exeter service station recently... me and a friend were baffeled and disturbed when there was a pile of well the obviouse on the toilet floor, in the cubicle but not in the toilet.. and had been trodden around, people were stepping over it!! This is actualy not a joke it happend last saturday day time???