i will never forget my first sprat tan, automatic booth... i was going on a first date with a hot guy on the saturday night. so friday morning i went for my tan, explained i was really nervous, it had to be good. Was reassured were always good. The therapist explained what would happen, what poses to take, when to turn round etc, and at the end the bar woulg go to the bottom, then come half way up, at that point my tan was complete and i could leave the booth.....hmmmmm....
all was going really well, until the end, rather than the bar go down, then come up haf way and stop, it didnt stop, all of a sudden it made strange noises and it was like.... a hundred excited men all ejaculated on me at once... the machine just keep shooting tan at me. when i stepped outside, i was dripping with tan. The therapist said she owuld correct it- so she wiped me down and sent me in again. It done the same thing!!! again was reassured not to worry, it would wash off and be fine!
when i stopped at my mums, she told me i had better not go down to see my horses, as they would think i was a carrot and try to eat me- i was at this point looking awful, getting more orange and stripey/patchy by the second!
The next morning after 2 showers and constant exfoliation i still looked awful. I rang the salon , and was told to use bleach and water or milton! i tried both, which irritated my skin so i was then streaky orange with red inflamed patches....
i still went on my date, just went to a quiet pub and sat in a dark corner! He did ask to see me again, but i never , ever had a booth spray tan again!
sorry didnt help, but may make you chuckle! x
