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I was dreaming one night and bizarrly in my dream I had a wee, however I woke up and I HAD gone wee. I was sooooo embarassed.....the bad thing is, it wasnt that long ago!!! :o
fats28 said:Put some bread in the toaster, the elements didn't go red, turned it all off switched it back on still nothing. Switched it off again still not going red. So i thought to myself I wonder if its getting warm in there, so i stuck my hand in whilst it was plugged in and switched on!! Doh, fingers were blistered and I got a right jolt, chucked the toaster in the bin!!
Tsia said:I let my dog (female) out to do her business early one morning and forgot that I had put a pair of 'knickers' with a sanitary towel in 'cos she was in her season. When I let her back in, the whole thing was heavy and swinging!! She didnt just do a number 1, but numer 2 aswell!! All collected nicely for a gift to me!
salonone said:hmmmm how about the time I was sitting at the ice parlour with the team. We had just finished winning the game and where telling jokes, rude ones with the guys squirting cream out off their mouths...anyhow I laughed so hard that my teeth came flying out. I was soooo embarassed that I ran out and hid in the car. About 2 months later it was my b-day and the team presented me with a gift. It looked like a box from the jewlers that a bracelet would be in. I opened it expecting this nice gift and it was a tube of denture fix. I cried.
~shelley~ said:pmsl, how old were you?
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