You know your nails are too long when...

[EllaX]

Bit of a fun thread - Geekmolians prize for the best answer to this line


You know your nails are too long when...

 

[Jewsey]

Bit of a fun thread - Geekmolians prize for the best answer to this line


You know your nails are too long when...

im in the queue at my local supermarket, and all my money falls out of my purse and i cant bl**** pick it up off the floor and i have 10 people behind me laughing their head off xxxx

jules x

 

[*JOANNE*]

.....when they pop out the other nostril whilst picking your nose :smack: (sorry just had to)

 

[*Gemma*]

When even Andrex isn't enough!!!!!

Sorry:green:

 

[HappyHands]

.....when they pop out the other nostril whilst picking your nose :smack: (sorry just had to)

i was going to say... when you pick your nose you choke.. or you eyeball comes out instead:smack: but you beat me to it..:lol::lol:

 

[oey]

You knock on somebodys door and next door answered! :lol:

You keep making spelling mistakes when you type. :lol:

You keep dialling the wrong number on the telephone! :lol:

 

[fifitrix]

You have to text with your knuckle!

 

[Noodle]

You struggle to do the flies up on your jeans!

 

[Clairet]

:lol:

You keep making spelling mistakes when you type. :lol:

You keep dialling the wrong number on the telephone! :lol:

I seem to do that all the time, and my nails are not even that long!!!!

 

[oey]

I seem to do that all the time, and my nails are not even that long!!!!

Its a good excuse though :lol:

 

[HappyHands]

You struggle to do the flies up on your jeans!

I struggle to do them up no matter how long my nails are trying to move the muffin to one side and the pull then together and then do them up god im nackered just thinking about them.. that why i have elasticated waists:lol::lol:

 

[Noodle]

... you can't open cans of drink or tins with ringpulls.

 

[VHunter]

when you can't do up your pants:green:

 

[Fab Freak]

when you scratch that itch on your foot without bending over...

 

[bubbabinks]

when you point at something and knock it over...
when you point at someone and poke their eye out!!

 

[fifitrix]

When you have to doggy poo pick and your nails go through the bag!!!!

 

[oey]

When you have to doggy poo pick and your nails go through the bag!!!!

OMG Fiona!

that brings back memories!

That is why I get Steve to walk the dog now! :lol:

 

[fifitrix]

OMG Fiona!

that brings back memories!

That is why I get Steve to walk the dog now! :lol:

Lol, I know! It always happens when you are miles from home and don't have as much as a tissue on you :lol:

 

[Tricky]

you help your child to blow there nose and nearly poke there eye out

 

[oey]

Lol, I know! It always happens when you are miles from home and don't have as much as a tissue on you :lol:

that when a good dock leaf or long grass comes in wonders! :wink2: