You know your nails are too long when...

[julia_james]

when people say they loved you in that movie ( edward scissorhands )

 

[fifitrix]

When you wave to someone when you are driving and then realise that your nails aren't too long anymore because you've broke them on the window!

 

[Bev Rose]

when you lose your whole finger inserting a tampon

Hmmmmm....

 

[Tsia]

When your at the check out and picking out the last item and your nails stab through the bottom of the basket and snap off! :lol:

 

[VHunter]

When you can use them as mini toboggans :lol:


or when they look like this

blech (where's the puke smiley? ick)

 

[~Emmsybabes~]

you have to lie about being pregnant to everyone you know ,because you keep getting these unexplained nose bleed's

(you would'nt dare tell the truth ,you have been picking your nose and your nails are too long :lol: us ladies dont do things like that :twisted: )


i love this thread ,,so funny there have been some cracker's xxx

 

[loubylou]

when people say they loved you in that movie ( edward scissorhands )

This is a winner of an answer, brilliant :lol:

 

[fifitrix]

when people say they loved you in that movie ( edward scissorhands )

Pmsl aye that's fab x

 

[Ema]

When you have to register them as deadly weapons!

I love this thread! It's cracking me up!!

 

[Glamnails72]

When an itchy scalp turns into DIY brain surgery!

 

[adelekeegan1]

......You get arrested for carrying an offensive weapon

 

[EllaX]

great answers - loving bev roses answer so far!!

keep em coming! xx

 

[Posh Paws]

YOU CANT CLEAN YOUR BITS IN THE SHOWER WITHOUT BLEEDING !!:Grope:

 

[Posh Paws]

Your adinoids fall out of your nostrils onto your yummy plate of chinese food !

 

[Posh Paws]

Your eyelash is left on your eyelid because you cant manage to get it off
everyone thinks you have been crying all day !

 

[becki x]

Great thread Rach and some funny answers.

Can we please remeber this is a public site,some posts contain far too much information,imo,thanks x

 

[Posh Paws]

you shave your nail instead of your under arm!

 

[Posh Paws]

your eye ball is bleeding and have to be rushed to casualty all you wanted was that eye boggie !

 

[joe90]

when you can lie in bed and turn the light off without getting out.

 

[stanleyann]

you know your nails are too long when you dont need a fork to pick up your dinner


stanleyann