You know your nails are too long when...

[fifitrix]

You have had to resort to wearing fingerless gloves!

 

[melissaq]

when you tie your hair up and your nails get stuck in the rubber band....

 

[fifitrix]

that when a good dock leaf or long grass comes in wonders! :wink2:

Lol, I never seem to be at the darned beach!

 

[fifitrix]

No-one ever asks you to blow up balloons:lol:

You can peel an orange in one go:lol:

 

[loubylou]

When it hurts to wipe your bum

 

[Clairet]

When it hurts to wipe your bum

Or your child's bum - my daughter will vouch for that one!!!:lol:

 

[Tricky]

you pick your teeth and cut your throat

 

[KellyT]

When you can't get your child out of their car seat!!!

 

[JCR]

....When you strech and end up turning the light on in the next room!!!!

 

[Bev Rose]

When you have to change from Lilets to applicator tampax!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch!

Sorry!!!!!:lol:

 

[rach269]

When you have to change from Lilets to applicator tampax!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch!

Sorry!!!!!:lol:

that is a belter answer :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[fifitrix]

When you run your hands down your partner's back and then have to rush them to A&E

 

[Tricky]

When you have to change from Lilets to applicator tampax!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch!

Sorry!!!!!:lol:

Thats a winner in my book :lol: :lol:

 

[fifitrix]

When you have to change from Lilets to applicator tampax!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch!

Sorry!!!!!:lol:

ouch, that's brilliant! :lol:

 

[Klassy Klaws]

When your partner turns you down with a Headache :lol:

 

[chantell simone]

when you lose your whole finger inserting a tampon

 

[Bagpuss]

when you lose your whole finger inserting a tampon

 

[HappyHands]

 

[fifitrix]

when you lose your whole finger inserting a tampon

 

[lovenails1]

When you can row a boat with them.


**These are cracking me up. xx