The launch of the Geek Panto - quick geeks, places please, it's started!

[Pickle]

eherm! has everyone forgotten about me up here (Rapunzle shouts)? Shall I let down my b***dy hair or what?

 

[bombini]

eherm! has everyone forgotten about me up here (Rapunzle shouts)? Shall I let down my b***dy hair or what?

Yes but wait for me to move out the way first, don't want to singe it :lol:

 

[HappyHands]

hold on hun... i have lost control of the chain saw i may chop ya blo**y hair off...

 

[Pickle]

hold on hun... i have lost control of the chain saw i may chop ya blo**y hair off...

(she chopps her bl**dy hair off!)

Oh no, my bl**dy hair......now what will I do?

 

[HappyHands]

hold on babe... ill get the seven dwarfs to stand on each others shoulders maybe you could climb down them..:idea: where the blo**y hell are they when you need them... WHO RAN OF WITH THE DWARFS:!::!::!:

 

[Sassy Hassy]

hold on babe... ill get the seven dwarfs to stand on each others shoulders maybe you could climb down them..:idea: where the blo**y hell are they when you need them... WHO RAN OF WITH THE DWARFS:!::!::!:

mwahahaha, who do you think?!!!

 

[gillian w]

Hi ho Hi ho been down the bloody mine all day.

 

[gillian w]

Well actually the school concert but nearly as bad

 

[Pickle]

bloody Hell!!!!

 

[bombini]

Don't worry i will set fire to Jafar unless he gives us back the dwarfs :idea:

(well 6 at least prefer even numbers)

 

[HappyHands]

Well actually the school concert but nearly as bad

OH GOD SO HAVE I HENCE THE REASON THE QUEEN WAS LATE

 

[HappyHands]

oh oh how about getting alladin to fly up on his magic carpet... let jafar have the dwarfs...

 

[bombini]

oh oh how about getting alladin to fly up on his magic carpet... let jafar have the dwarfs...

Yeah sod the dwarfs we've got aladdin, who are the dwarfs btw ?

 

[Pickle]

Sod all that (Rapunzle says).......look at my barnet, ruined.


btw, Rapunzle is a bit common. She is from round the way!

 

[HappyHands]

quick... ALLLADIN WE NEED YOU.. (queen goes of to find him)

 

[gillian w]

Yeah sod the dwarfs we've got aladdin, who are the dwarfs btw ?

Bloody cheek dont you know me i am an ACTOR,but i must away to help snow white clean her cottage,put the other dwarfs to bed,pour a glass of wine and watch the untouchables.
Puf....disappears in a puff of smoke

 

[HappyHands]

HA HA looks like you are stuck there for the night..... good night.. (queen leaves the stage and gets in limo to go home)

 

[bombini]

Bloody cheek dont you know me i am an ACTOR,but i must away to help snow white clean her cottage,put the other dwarfs to bed,pour a glass of wine and watch the untouchables.
Puf....disappears in a puff of smoke

LMAO Can't you just nip up the drain pipe to rescue rapunzel ?

 

[pinkmummy]

Rapunzel, you must be thirsty, can my son and I offer you a cup of tea whilst you're waiting to be rescued?

 

[Pickle]

Rapunzel, you must be thirsty, can my son and I offer you a cup of tea whilst you're waiting to be rescued.

I'd love one but one problem..........how are you going to get it to me??????