He Had It Coming

[Kim Lawless]

Hey geeks.

What have you ever done to take revenge on a lover who wronged you?

This is one for the guys too. Ok, now we don't want any names but we do want a laugh......................JUST A BIT OF FUN. We don't want to incriminate ourselves do we?

Well, I better stick my money where my mouth is and start this one off.

I used to date this guy, (we'll call him John Smith) who would often ask me to check his e.mails for him as he didn't get many (boring sod).

Anyway, he really abused my generosity and kindness during the period that I was with him and totally broke my heart.

So............................I went into his e.mails and sent everyone in his address book an e.mail FROM HIM saying,

"Hi everyone. Just writing to let you know that my new e.mail address is [email protected]

Oh my God !!!!!!!!!! It caused uproar but was well worth it. And you know what? The silly bugger believed me when I said it wasn't me.

I do feel guilty but I've never done anything like it before or since so I hope that lets me off. :o

 

[Tickled Pink!]

cleaned my dogs teeth with a certain somebodies toothbrush.

 

[Tickled Pink!]

i know someone who suspected her other half was having an affair and after some secret squirrel detective work she was utterly convinced so she washed his smalls in a concentrated solution of washing powder. needless to say he developed a rather nasty rash and had to take himself off to the doctors...
i don't think she ever owned up to it

 

[Jaffacake]

PMSL!!! i havent done anything (that I can remember) lol but i was dating someone when I was about 17 who was a few years older than me and drove a distinctive escort mexico. He got to work for my dad. One night he told me he was going to his aunts house in Lewisham so he couldnt see me, made some excuse as to why I couldnt join him... my mum and dad happened to be out at a friends house in Romford (miles from Lewisham) and guess what? saw his car on a neighbours drive who had a young daughter!!!

My dad left a business card under the wiper that just said 'dont be late in the morning' I dumped him when he arrived the next day, would have loved to have seen the look on his face when he got busted! lol

 

[Kim Lawless]

PMSL!!! i havent done anything (that I can remember) lol but i was dating someone when I was about 17 who was a few years older than me and drove a distinctive escort mexico. He got to work for my dad. One night he told me he was going to his aunts house in Lewisham so he couldnt see me, made some excuse as to why I couldnt join him... my mum and dad happened to be out at a friends house in Romford (miles from Lewisham) and guess what? saw his car on a neighbours drive who had a young daughter!!!

My dad left a business card under the wiper that just said 'dont be late in the morning' I dumped him when he arrived the next day, would have loved to have seen the look on his face when he got busted! lol

PMSL..............What a cool dad. hee hee hee

 

[kittenclaws]

i cleaned the toilet with my x- husbands tooth brush :evil: when he cheated, then when i finally kicked him out he left his stuff at the house expecting me to store it for him while he moved in to his new "girlfriends" house, i had great pleasure throwing a bonfire party that night, baged up the leftover chunks of chared remaines and left them on her lawn, he went nutts, but carma has taken a nice big bite out of his bum as he would never work and always said i would get nowhare in the world with 3 kids, haha, i am now very happily married, we own our own house, i learnt to drive and me and hubby are in the process of seting up business number 3, whats the x got? he rents a bed sit and is still on the dole, hasnt had a girlfrend in a long time.................... revenge is best served cold with a helping of carma on the side

 

[Tickled Pink!]

Kalchis,
where abouts in hertfordshire - perhaps we could set up business number 4, 'Revenge is Us' or perhaps 'Renta Revenge'...

 

[kittenclaws]

i like that idea, haha ,

 

[Bagpuss]

When i was dumped by an ex...i was so mad as i got on really well with his mum and dad and all his mates. I thought why should i stop seeing them just cos we arnt together anymore, so i was everywhere, when he got home from work i was at his house having a cuppa with him mum, he went to his mates and i was there, his mates and there g/f's arranged a night out and i went, when he arrived he just lost it and stormed out the club. At the time i thought i was being really funny and clever, its only now i am older i can see it must have looked desperate, but i didnt do it to be near him, just wanted to piss him off. The last bit of revenge i did was to coin his car, he loved his car but it was me who paid the tax and insurance for him when he was outta work. He has been in and out of relationships since, and is still on his own...loser.

 

[Kim Lawless]

OH MY GAWD !!!! WHAT HAVE I STARTED? BRING IT ON. :wink2:

 

[wyliekit88]

Even as I type this I can't believe I did it! I was going out with my ex and he lived down south. He pestered me for months to let him move up and inthe end i said ok lets give it a go. He left his job and moved in on the friday however he started acting strange and on the following wednesday i found out he had been offered promotion at the job he had just left and accepted it deciding to move back down south.

We decided to split as there was no going back and as we were on good terms (or so he thought!) I made him a meal the night before he set off on his journey. I made my speciality of spaghetti bolognese except his had an extra ingredient added - ground laxatives. He toddled off the following day in his car for his 200 mile journey to his new job never to be heard of again!!!

 

[crystals]

5 years ago i started dating a bloke, i was warned not to go out with him and that it wouldnt last 6 months, never the less it lasted 2 years.his was the gealous type, always accusing me of stuff, treated me and my kids like s---, i threw him out so many times then had him back derrrrrrrrr in the end we did split for good. any way we had a little boy togeather whos now 5 and never sees him. the last straw was he used to have him on a sunday, and always take him to the pub,(he was an alky i found out in the end) this one sunday he didnt arrive back with him one of my neighbours did who had a very serious drink problem. as you can imagine i hit the roof. i new exactly were he was in the pub went straight up there beat the crap out of him,his shirt was ripped to bits, blood every wear, i wreaked the pub. any way landlord wrang the police. i got riot van dog van, 2 police cars, it was hillarious. i never seen him again that was 5yrs ago.

 

[nailfairy]

i used to go out with a lad who i worked with when i was about 17, i found out hed cheated on me at various times that we were together, so i dumped him.. he went round telling his mates he'd dumped me and i was desperate to get him back,,, so i took my revenge :idea: :wink2: hahaha,<< evil laugh.

It was his birthday so i decided to make him a delicious sponge cake just for him all made of chocolate, buttercream,sponge and icing.. He scoffed the cake down during his luch break and later told his mates it was my way of "buttering him up" so he would take me back... yeah right..!
He was absent from work the next couple of nights, his so-called mates came in and told everyone hed s-it himself while he was out with them the evening before..
What i had forget to tell him was his cake was made completely out of laxative chocolate!!! :twisted:
Looking back it was abit dangerous , i could have caused him real damage!!!

 

[MINKUS]

i bought a car (only a heap) with my ex and when we split he took it.


Left me in loads of debt for other things........

I found where he was living...went round shouted to the new girlfriend at the top of my voice what a good for nothing git he was.......rant rant rant...

Picked up a brick...hurled it through his windscreen!!!

Scortched off home in my mates car crapping it in case he followed us!!!!!!!!!!

He he!!
placid girl i am!!

AMbx

 

[Cath.p.]

My ex husband was a total w****r!!! He cheated on me, treated me like dog dirt, he would go out to the shop and come back 2days later (seriously) I havent a clue why i put up with it at the time:irked: . The best revenge I got was divorcing him. I now live in a much bigger house which i own with my WONDERFUL partner who i have been with for 5years. Im now successfull and he is still a w****r!!!:lol:

 

[Sarah Lou]

i used to go out with a lad who i worked with when i was about 17, i found out hed cheated on me at various times that we were together, so i dumped him.. he went round telling his mates he'd dumped me and i was desperate to get him back,,, so i took my revenge :idea: :wink2: hahaha,<< evil laugh.

It was his birthday so i decided to make him a delicious sponge cake just for him all made of chocolate, buttercream,sponge and icing.. He scoffed the cake down during his luch break and later told his mates it was my way of "buttering him up" so he would take me back... yeah right..!
He was absent from work the next couple of nights, his so-called mates came in and told everyone hed s-it himself while he was out with them the evening before..
What i had forget to tell him was his cake was made completely out of laxative chocolate!!! :twisted:
Looking back it was abit dangerous , i could have caused him real damage!!!

LMAO, this made me laugh

 

[Lellipop]

Well the best one I know is a neighbour of ours found out her hubby was cheating so she didn't say anything to him, But the night she found out she went to bed with him as usual and when he fell asleep she super glued his D*** to his stomach.
He did end up having skin grafts ouch :lol:

 

[nicjill]

Oh my, I'm getting far too many ideas from this thread hehe! Just hope I never cross any of you lot! :Scared:

 

[Ms.Matrix]

With all I'm going through with my on-again-off-again-can't-make-up-his-mind-where-he-wants-to-be-who-he-wants-to-be-with-boyfriend...I probably didn't need to read this, gives me such wicked ideas :twisted: This weekend I chased him down the stairs with a club that would give king kong a nice fright. He just came back this morning because the other woman cut him across the face for the 50th time (revenge is even better when it comes from someone else.) I though about being super sweet this evening when he comes from work, let him take a bath, fic him a good meal, let him drift off to sleep and WHACK, WHACK!!! I'm not going to divulge what "whack, whack" means right now, just trust me he WON'T enjoy it.:evil:

Well the best one I know is a neighbour of ours found out her hubby was cheating so she didn't say anything to him, But the night she found out she went to bed with him as usual and when he fell asleep she super glued his D*** to his stomach.
He did end up having skin grafts ouch :lol:

I LOVE THIS!!! Sounds promising....:twisted: :twisted:

 

[Nailsinlondon1]

I once many moons ago, had a load of cow poop delivered to an ex's front door....a pick up truck load from a local farmer.....
with a cute littel message............ returning all the bull s**t that you dumped on me

I was not his favorite person lol, but hey who cares ...... made me giggle for ages