Hi, this post has tickled me silly, but then i have a weird sense of humour. I am not mobile but have a little table and my bits and bobs set up in the dinning area of our kitchen, its all quite good realy, however I can still relate to your comments as I also have the same difficulties mind you not on the scale that you all do.
My mother in law always wants to stop half way through to smoke through a packet of fags, drives me hoppin mad, especially as I gave up 8 months ago :evil:. she also on occasion brings her grandaughter, whom is just 4 and yes she always likes to play with the nail art display, nine times out of ten its across the floor, so I end up scrapping about looking for all my master pieces when they go. If it is not this then she is constantly complaining its taking too long and wanting to get up and down on nannys lap

ahhhhhhh. Oh and the touching the nail business oh yes time and time again I say DO NOT TOUCH but they just can not resist can they.......... nightmare.
Small people who'd av em?
Most occasions I also have to do nail art on little ladys tiny weenie nails in order to keep the yelling and screaching tantrums to a bare min, if I say no all hell lets loose.
I am very fortunate other than this really as my other clients all though I dont have many are very lovely and I have no problems, but then i do make it clear NO PETS, NO KIDS AND NO FOOD. well other than with inlaws etc what can you do its hard.
We have to put up with lots hey just have to take a chill pill, lol.
Grace x