MissyMuffin
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I once dumped a bloke and he turned up at my home to tell my dad that he loved me. I was 19. Oh the absolute shame!
I once dumped a bloke and he turned up at my home to tell my dad that he loved me. I was 19. Oh the absolute shame!
Hahah. That actually made me lol MissyMuffin. Cringing just thinking about the situation! And your dads reaction was..?
I came home to find my dad pacing up and down the road with him explaining why I was not the only fish in the sea. I was rigid with fright that he'd say something like 'she's amazing in bed' Never lived that one down!
I was always the dumpee rather than the dumper. Oh well! Some of these are really funny.
One guy I was seeing rocked up at my house one night, went upstairs and was up there for ages. I found him on my bed with a bag of crock rings laying stark naked. That was by far quickest exit from house.
The rest were because:
To thin
Went to prison.
To old.
Ugly.
Bad breath.
Unintelligent.
Dirty.
Two of them were my husbands. I was young.
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The one that went to prison and the one who was unintelligent were the ones you married right?
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