I used to have a client who had a very wealthy husband big house hair extensions worth £900 eyelashes,tan pretty lady but trying to be far to young husband spent a fortune on her every month.
First time I went to her house she divulged into her private life saying that she was having an affair with a man who was in prison and she just dosnt connect with her husband, he's useless in the sack and makes her feel sick when he touches her and that she's there because he has money and when the boyfriend comes out of prison she's going to leave her husband and kids for him etc.So half way through her nails she asked if she could excuse herself because she needed to do something quick.So she went into the kitchen 10 mins later came back sat down and I carried on.I smelled a really funky smell looked up and I am not s*I*t*ng you she had the biggest, fattest,smelliest joint hanging out of her mouth puffing away on it
she said oh don't mined me I smoke all the time lol I was just gob smacked and thank god I had finished by then before she passed the douche on de left hand side.
Needless to say I was out of there like a penis in speedos.xx