blossom
Well-Known Member
Yesterday I had a conversation with an elderly lady which, after explaining what was a NNO and what was a tip and overlay and how much, went something like this:
Me: So you'd like a NNO to strengthen your nails?
Her: Yes. So is that the one that's £30? That's a lot. Is there a discount for OAP's?
Me: No, I'm afraid not.
Her: It's such a lot of money. I usually get mine done at the college cos my daughter's a teacher there. That's much cheaper.
Me: Yes, they are learning.
Her: I know.
Me: Tell you what, I'll give you 10% discount. (Thinking poor old duck on a pension)
Her: Alright. Have you got anything tomorrow?
Me: Can you come at 11?
Her: errrr.....so that's to make them longer is it?
Me: No, that's applying acrylic to your own nail.
Her: Well I want them longer, that's why I rang you.
Me: OK, that's fine, I charge £35 for natural, or do you like French?
Her: Yes I usually have French.
Me: Well then that's £40
Her: WHAT!! Well what's £30 then?
(Another explanation followed )
Her: Well I'll leave it and think about it.
Me: OK then. If you need an appointment give me a call.
At 11.15 this morning when I had taken the opportunity of a bit of free time after my first appt, I was stripping off beds and the doorbell rang. I looked out of the window and a lady was standing there. Now I'm not being funny but we get so many "religious converters" here I just thought it was another one of those, so I carried on with the bed. My windows were open and I heard her stomping down the path so glanced out to see where she went next. She got in a car that had a man sitting in it outside and started shouting before she even got in it something like "she said there was an appointment at eleven." (Yes dear but you're supposed to say you want it first! :smack: And it was quarter past so you'd have been late anyway!) As she carried on (and I recognised the gruff voice from the telephone conversation yesterday) and slammed the door shut, he shot off like a bat out of hell up the road and I just laughed!
I feel like I've had one hell of a lucky escape!!!
Me: So you'd like a NNO to strengthen your nails?
Her: Yes. So is that the one that's £30? That's a lot. Is there a discount for OAP's?
Me: No, I'm afraid not.
Her: It's such a lot of money. I usually get mine done at the college cos my daughter's a teacher there. That's much cheaper.
Me: Yes, they are learning.
Her: I know.
Me: Tell you what, I'll give you 10% discount. (Thinking poor old duck on a pension)
Her: Alright. Have you got anything tomorrow?
Me: Can you come at 11?
Her: errrr.....so that's to make them longer is it?
Me: No, that's applying acrylic to your own nail.
Her: Well I want them longer, that's why I rang you.
Me: OK, that's fine, I charge £35 for natural, or do you like French?
Her: Yes I usually have French.
Me: Well then that's £40
Her: WHAT!! Well what's £30 then?
(Another explanation followed )
Her: Well I'll leave it and think about it.
Me: OK then. If you need an appointment give me a call.
At 11.15 this morning when I had taken the opportunity of a bit of free time after my first appt, I was stripping off beds and the doorbell rang. I looked out of the window and a lady was standing there. Now I'm not being funny but we get so many "religious converters" here I just thought it was another one of those, so I carried on with the bed. My windows were open and I heard her stomping down the path so glanced out to see where she went next. She got in a car that had a man sitting in it outside and started shouting before she even got in it something like "she said there was an appointment at eleven." (Yes dear but you're supposed to say you want it first! :smack: And it was quarter past so you'd have been late anyway!) As she carried on (and I recognised the gruff voice from the telephone conversation yesterday) and slammed the door shut, he shot off like a bat out of hell up the road and I just laughed!
I feel like I've had one hell of a lucky escape!!!