OK here's something for you all to have a good laught at! As you may know, I am in the midst of making a new nail desk. I had to wait for someone to go to an Ikea in Alberta so the project was onhold for awhile. I now have the Helmer drawer unit and the adjustable legs from Ikea (the closest Ikea is about 5 to 6 hours away). My hubby bought the wood for the top and brought home a large piece of cardboard to draw the shape onto (by the way, he is a carpenter). As I left the house to run an errand, I told him to draw a "peanut" shape on the cardboard and then I'll check it b4 he traces it onto the wood.I told hm that it needed to be between 130 cm - 14- cm long and about 20 inched in the center. Well guess what ... I came home to a penis shaped template!!!! LOL I couldn't believe my eyes!!!! It was hilarious!! I guess peanut and penis do sound alike!!!!! I was telling the girls about this tonight and it was so funny. They thought it might be good for the "business". One even suggested that I call it Erotica Nails!!!! I wish I could have taken a picture!! Anyhow we have now come up with a whole new design for the table top. I will try and attach some pictures when the whole thing is finished!! No, sorry to disappoint you, it won't be penis shaped!!!!