A few of my faves:
"Do you do fake nails?" that one just bugs me. they aren't FAKE. they EXIST. and I do a damn good job!
"don't squeeze my blackheads, I don't want to scar" right. because clearly I was trained to SCAR YOUR FACE when extracting commedones. and I didn't spend 6k in school to learn how to do things properly
Or I really hate when I'm shortening my gels and I ask a client how long she wants them and the conversation goes like this:
me- "do you want them a little shorter or on the longer side?"
her- "oh, whatever is good"
me- "well how long? do you type on the computer a lot?"
her- "a bit. right there is good" (client nodes her head towards her nails aimlessly)
me- "right where? here?" (pointing)
her- "sure."
shorten shorten shorten
me- "is this good?"
her- "sure that's okay..."
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol :twisted:
Or when I was dating and stuff:
me- "I'm an esthetician and massage therapist"
guy-
"oh, a massage therapist hey..." (insert creepy look)
guy-
"are you a massuese?"
me- "no, I'm a Licensed and Registered Massage Therapist, and there wont be any happy endings!"
me- "I have a few facials to do today"
guy-
"I'll give you a facial"
omg haha. I dated the WORST guys lol glad I have a good one now <3 gotta lock him down for life lol