dandelionpoppy
Well-Known Member
If you're in a hurry, mix a mug of bovril or marmite (obviously depending on whether your client is a veggie or not) .
Now you see that's what I call professionalism.
Deep respect, Unas!
If you're in a hurry, mix a mug of bovril or marmite (obviously depending on whether your client is a veggie or not) .
I heard that if I give up brushing my teeth, my ensuing "forceful" breath will be enough to cure Shellac...and Malaria.
PMSL!You've known this secret for how long? And you didn't feel inclined to share this information? Why?!
And we've invested hundreds of dollars in these bogus CND lamps wasting our hard earned money when all we really needed was a $1 cup of coffee and an onion sandwich?
Evil witch!
Pmsl!You are indeed one of the most evil women I have ever met...and this says a lot since I know Jacquelineanna! This is supposed to be a sisterhood. We are suppose to share ideas and you've been sitting on this, this, gold mine?!
I call for a ban. You should be banned from SG, you and your rancid breath!
Now you've gone too far!
I've PM'd the MODS.
Pmsl! Too late, me and the mods are best pals. They love me for teaching them the 'Stink Breath' cure!
Wow! That sounds lovely!Conspiracy!!!!! Conspiracy!!!!!
Well then, I'm a smart girl. I'm all edumacated and errrrythang. I shall come up with my own cure. I think car exhaust sounds like a good curing mechanism. I shall begin there.
Would you like to meet me in my completely enclosed, weather sealed garage so that I may do your nails and take this new Shellac curing method for a test run? Hmmmm Lovebeauty?
This works great on severe acne too. Just roller it all over the face and the acne just disappears. (Along with half your face but at least your acne goes. Beggars can't be choosers and all that.)I've had another light bulb/aka conspiracy lamp moment today.
If you read my blog you'll know about my PFB drama. I've crushed up a few aspirins, added them to a bit of acid and put them in an empty mum roll-on deodorant bottle. No more ingrowing hairs!
This works great on severe acne too. Just roller it all over the face and the acne just disappears! (Along with half your face but at least your acne goes. Beggars can't be choosers and all that.)
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