Sassy Hassy
Well-Known Member
OKay as it's nail day today I thought I'd have a bit of fun and revive something that happened quite a while ago when there were only about 3000 members! Now we have over 9000!!! This is really to try and get some of you who don't have the confidence yet to post on tha main forum to come and join in the nailing world. It really is tongue in cheek and you can be whacky and as daft as you like. So I'll start as I did before and see how it ends up this time! (probably with me being banned lol!)
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I'd like to tell you how I do my nails - very cheap cos most products can be found in your kitchen!
Begin with consultation - what are the best pubs in town
I start by sanitising - bit of bleach works wonders - you know the one that kills 99% of germs.
Then it's the cuticles, push back with a desert knife and cut liberally with kitchen scissors
prepare nail plate with sand paper - only a fine grit though, wouldn't want to do any damage.
apply tips (tips, tips what can I use for tips) Okay let's sculpt with tin foil cos I can't think what to use for tips.
Apply white toothpaste gel (well I'm a gel girl so you really didn't expect me to find a substitute for l&p did you!) to zone one, and then pink toothpaste gel (you could use blue for a special nail art effect) to zones 2 & 3 - not too thick mind wouldn't want them to look unnatural!
Cure in microwave for 3mins
Buff to a high shine!!!
Sell Flora oil as aftercare
Hope I haven't missed anything ...................... unless you know better!
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I'd like to tell you how I do my nails - very cheap cos most products can be found in your kitchen!
Begin with consultation - what are the best pubs in town
I start by sanitising - bit of bleach works wonders - you know the one that kills 99% of germs.
Then it's the cuticles, push back with a desert knife and cut liberally with kitchen scissors
prepare nail plate with sand paper - only a fine grit though, wouldn't want to do any damage.
apply tips (tips, tips what can I use for tips) Okay let's sculpt with tin foil cos I can't think what to use for tips.
Apply white toothpaste gel (well I'm a gel girl so you really didn't expect me to find a substitute for l&p did you!) to zone one, and then pink toothpaste gel (you could use blue for a special nail art effect) to zones 2 & 3 - not too thick mind wouldn't want them to look unnatural!
Cure in microwave for 3mins
Buff to a high shine!!!
Sell Flora oil as aftercare
Hope I haven't missed anything ...................... unless you know better!